How to Get the Most out of Your Strip Club Experience

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Going to a strip club can be a fun night out with your friends. However, it can also get expensive. In order to get the most out of your experience without breaking your bank, there are a few simple rules you should keep in mind before and during your tri

Figure Out How Much You Want to Spend Ahead of Time

If you don't want to over spend, it's a good idea to do a little planning ahead of time. Don't worry about being too rigid. You can figure out what you want to spend and take a little extra just in case. After all, the point of going out to a strip club is to have some fun. Worrying too much about your budget can distract you from having a good time. However, keeping yourself on a budget will prevent you from waking up in the morning wondering where all of your money went.

Only Take Cash

Sydney strippers in particular, and Australian strippers in general, are some of the best looking women in the world. Just being in the same room as them can tempt a man to give up all his worldly goods. However, you might regret that the next day. To prevent this from happening, try leaving the credit cards at home. Even if you take what you consider a good amount of cash, you'll be surprised at how quickly it can go. Buying ladies drinks, lap dances and tipping adds up quickly. The temptation is to use your reserve funds after the cash is gone. If you don't have access to those funds, you can't use them. Alcohol and pretty women is a combination that virtually guarantees you'll make excuses to spend money you don't have. 

Set Limits

This can be the hardest piece of advice to stick with. It does get easier if you are going with a group of friends. First of all, if you're driving to the venue, you should have one person picked out as the designated driver. Rotating designated drivers means that there's always one sober friend. Let them be the voice of reason. If you've decided that you will only have a certain number of lap dances, tell your designated driver. After you've been drinking a little, it can be tempting to change your plans. However, your designated driver is there to patiently remind you of the limits you've set. He might be a bit of a buzz kill, but you'll be thankful for him in the morning.

Have Fun

This is the most important part of your strip club experience. If you don't have enough money to have a good time, then you should probably wait until you do. The costs add up. It's not a cheap way to hang out with your friends. Going to a strip club should be a memorable experience. Try creating a special savings account for activities like this. You won't feel the pinch if you put a small amount of money in the account every pay period. Then, at the end of the month, treat yourself to an experience you're not likely to forget. 

If you keep these simple strategies in mind, you should be able to have a great time at the strip club without breaking the bank. Whatever strategy you use, remember that you shouldn't regret anything the next morning. Instead, you should wake up feeling refreshed, knowing that you've had a great time, without going broke in the process.

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Latoya Lawrence
Posted on Sep 20, 2012